Maya: I just realised something about my friends' mummies.
Maya: They all look the same. How come? (look of befuddlement)
Me: What do you mean? Like, NONE of them have tattoos and pierced noses? (mock horror)
Maya: No. ALL of them have longish layered hairstyles, and wear glasses. But some wear glasses at home only.
Me: (look of befuddlement)